yo guys... im back to my blogging weee!!! anyway let's start by friday

friday,
well.. after school.. i go tze hao house.. and stay a night.. becus i want to go to cell... then i 1 on 1 wif tze hao basketball in his house ^^ ehehehe....... but i lose... 2-3.... he is as good as always... anyway he reali have a big house... imagine how rich is him..then his mother cook fried rice.. dam nice~!!!!! anyway.. then we go edwin house... trying to login my red ward gunboudn id.. but cant remember.... dnt care lar... never play that game for years man... then we go cell.... dun dare to go in.. too shy.. ahahaha... anyway i manage to go in in a big usj12 gang... then i see eluth !!!! wow...... then so as abigail.... that so many of my friend have a crush on her.... then... we sing songs.... then we sit down.. listen to christian story.... and i think im the onli 1 so semangat go listen... ahahha.... then later.. got satay and spaghetti to makan... i think is a small girl make 1... lol.... then after that eluth give me a mentoes... so to maxon also.. ^^ wooo then.. eh.... she ask us to fill up the form... then after that we go home lor..... then go back tze hao house.... then we started watching kumar white castle.... then we watch football... wif tze hao sis.. then euro trip... i watch twince already.... aahha so lame.... then i watch untill i sleep.. is was 5 am!!! man ahaha... then i sleep.. but i dun think tze hao sleep...

saturday,
wahhhh wake up... then eh... hehehehe then tze hao ask me go his ocusin party.... whatever lar.. i makan a pau and drink milo then watch 2 fast 2 furious first... but too bad we didnt manage to finish.... then eh.... we go to the party lor... tze hao sis was...so angry... becus she was late for her meeting.. but still have to take us to the party to prevent.... broken relationship wif the family......is in bukit....cant remember.. a semi-d we go in eat.... then go up use tzze hao aunt com... wow... her com pentium m... expensive webcam.. and all the crap stuff... that is everyone dream lektop man!! then after...that... we leave the cousin house.. his sister drive so fast like ferrari man... wtf.... so dam fast.. becus she was so late.. like about .. 30 minutes??woooo then reach to tze hao home.. then eh.......we go cut hair in taipan.... snips...omg.... that gay place!! all gays cut for us.. but not bad anyway... after we come out.. we go makan tau fu fa...... i belanja him ahaha.. then we slowly... walk home.....'we walk in a lonely road.....' ... whatever.. then... we reach home already.... that wasnt far anyway.. then.... tze hao act like a pizza boy to ask the mum to open the door.. dam funny....then later... we use the com lor..chatting wif tze hao precious gf.......that lesbian.. LOL....then later i go 1 0n 1 wif tze hao again basketball...he teach me alot of skills..... reali thx him alot man... then my mum come and fetch me already lor... then go back.....sadly..ahaha the gay in snips.. keep calling tze hao.. go cc wif him.. OMG.. GAY!!! AHAHA sad case for him.... then eh.... later go home.. ready take bath then go for dinnerl or.. we go korean bbq restaurant makan..... as usual.. my father dun scare 1.. ma de last week just eat onli.. anyway is my mum that belanja.. ahahha ^^ becus to celebrate belated fathers day

then.. my father say that is my first and last time going cell... and i dun want to talk about it.... and somemore he say my hair suk?.... man.. sometimes.. i reali hate him.....what can i do.. is my father......but of course i will think of her and try to find a way to go cell... after that eluth sms me ^^ ask me go church sunday.. but sadly.. i cant.. ahah......=(

sunday,
ok .... father bang the dam door... then take us eat some stpuid tradition chinese food.... that is always fuking suk........ then we go grandmother ohuse.. saw my aunt.... then.. eh.. whole day at there dam sien.. so i sleep in my grandma bed onli.. then about 4pm we get out from there.. and go to tesco.. to buy some daily stuff lar.. then... buy domino pizza back makan.... hai/.... then.. eh......................then reach home.. finally!!! then eh... i go surf the website.. to check eh... about n92.... izzit a good phone or not...... then eh...................after that go watch HIGH SCHOOOL MUSCIAL!!! wee nice show ahaha.... imagine my high school is liek them... that always my dream.... then i dl the show ahaha.... since yen yi want it too... im gonna burn it and let her see...then after that i keep singing the breaking free song.. ahahha then i sms eluth to tell her about the show.. see she got see or not....that's all.... after that must typing the blog now lor...lol......k that's all... next week.. is gonna be a nightmare..... hope not.... god bless me!!!!

nth.. just boring and seem no one care to look at my blog anyway.... i might even write lesser............ sad... =.="

well.... today sit in bus... yen yi pass back the dvd to me.. i ask her to pass to jeff.. and she say: he also want to see this?... also i noe something going wrg..

then..in school she talk about that dvd.. u noe... better not say out my sis will read this.... anyway....... then of course i dam sad.. lor... trying to help end up.. makign stuff worste.... say sorry to her.. but sitll.. feel very sorry.... ... then after exam ..wow exam is kinda... hard seriously... jeff and adam can see jun weng answer.. i was like.... wtf..... why is life so unfair.... y anyway...............so after go home lor.... sit van... then bus.... again.. on seat for me to sit.. so i just stand.... before that my friend soo zi jie pour water at me.. and i dunno y...so after some of them leave the bus... i pour water back to zi jie.. nad kok yan pour at me..... but still i dun have seat to sit.. always... everyday let them buli.. kesian... right?.. hai... then after i dam angry i faster push them awya and sit.. down.. they take ouut my shoes and throw infront... so embarresed.. somemore infront of the girl i like.... so i just go take.. and they throw again... so i just dun care take my shoes.. and... sit infront.... then now reach home... i post it at blueserver... tell everyone how's my bus life is... then kena my sis and my mother marah.. why didnt study... online.. hai.. dun care lar..seriously.. what a bad day is today man.. hope tmr is not like this.......


well.. it seem like mother's day over.. but i got something for u guys to see..... hope u treat your mum good before u regret...


When you were 1 year old, she fed you and bathed you. You thanked her by crying all night long.

When you were 2 years old, she taught you to walk. You thanked her by running away when she called.

When you were 3 years old, she made all your meals with love. You thanked her by tossing your plate on the floor.

When you were 4 years old, she gave you some crayons. You thanked her by coloring the dining room table.

When you were 5 years old, she dressed you for the holidays. You thanked her by plopping into the nearest pile of mud.

When you were 6 years old, she walked you to school. You thanked her by screaming, "I'M NOT GOING!"

When you were 7 years old, she bought you a baseball. You thanked her by throwing it through the next-door-neighbor's window.

When you were 8 years old, she handed you an ice cream. You thanked her by dripping it all over your lap.

When you were 9 years old, she paid for piano lessons. You thanked her by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old she drove you all day, from soccer to gymnastic to one birthday party after another. You thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, she took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked her by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked her by waiting until she left the house.

When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming. You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.

When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, she came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, she was expecting an important call. You thanked her by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 20, she asked whether you were seeing anyone. You thanked her by saying, "It's none of your business."

When you were 21, she suggested certain careers for your future. You thanked her by saying, "I don't want to be like you."

When you were 22, she hugged you at your college graduation. You thanked her by asking whether she could pay for a trip to Europe.

When you were 23, she gave you furniture for your first apartment. You thanked her by telling your friends it was ugly.

When you were 24, she met your fiance and asked about your plans for the future. You thanked her by glaring and growling, "Muuhh-ther, please!"

When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you. You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 30, she called with some advice on the baby. You thanked her by telling her, "Things are different now."

When you were 40, she called to remind you of a relative's birthday. You thanked her by saying you were "really busy right now."

When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

wel... 1 day pass by .........i gettingg no intrest oon writing blog oledi.... XD ... but today hm.... is my exam XD.. first day.. so... wish me luck.....

hai... this morning so sien!! no com play my sis com only.... then go school lor.. good then i can ponteng.... eheheh somemore can see girls play basketball competition... but rain dam heavily ... i shawn maxon and tze hao also damm wet... we chanre to pj shirt lor... then go canteenn get free fruits... nono that is yesterday... but today cant liao.. sad......then come home lor... then go tuition again.. nv know our english tuition is a displin teacher... i dun care anyway.. come home my dad also just reach home ask how's the upgrade... AND U KNOW WHAT HE SAY??!! MY COM CANT UPGRADE!!!noooooooooooooo i will just like.... SUICIDE.... I WANT TO DIE ARH... GOD PLS... HE SAY IF need to upgrade need to CHANGE THE WHOLE MOTHERBOARD.....NOT ONLY THAT.. CHANGE EVERYTHING...AND IT COST $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ALOT!!!sad..... say he help me next time.. MEANS I LET HIM BRING TO THE OFFICE FOR NO REASON.....SAD LAR........taught he iwll help me upgrade my graphic card atleast better then this... hai.. dun care lar.... that's all chaoz

welll this some conversation between me and jeff... he say why is today good friday
CoZ says:
coz 2day is good friday
ANDORYUU- 3y3|= [_] <4[\]>34[) 7[-]3y35 \'(_)|_| |\> 5[\/... says:
LOL
CoZ says:
tats y rainin whole day
CoZ says:
all the angel cryin
CoZ says:
coz good friday is the day jesus die

ok well talk about today... alarm 8.30 but i cant wake up.. 9.30 wake up lol.. then i 02jam for a while... soo zi jie... my neightbour or also can say my tuition friend or bus friend ..... came to my house... after his guitar lesson.. help him complete his lvl4 mission... then his mother call me to call him back... after he went back.. his mother call again... well his mum really a fierce women man... say .:' why my son didnt call me then he go your house? now not i dun want him to mix wif u.. is just that i want him to study... and if he come your ohuse without asking me again.. i wil ltake action ' i was like LOL.... k nvm i dun care about that.. then go school big rain... reach school ... aunty ask me to hold the big umbrela (short font) wif yen yi >.<" then we walk in the school lol..... then the girls like.. WOOOO..... then i faster walk away wif that dam thing... >.<" ........then bring that thing to the canteen... so embarrased........ people say i like girl only.. holidng that... nvm who cares.. go up. my class do that dam moral drawing thing.... i draw dam nice.. but colour suk XD i so creative XD.. then then ehh... recess time lor.... eat 1 sausage.. like shit only... got garlic on it like havent been cooked... LOL.. ......then go up class ready for kh... do that kerja kayu again.. dam sien... do wrg... redo lol...then bm last period... i do all my homeworks before schools end.. then it rain again non stop... untill i reach home...... late for tuitino because of the rain, jam.....then go in.. atleast i not the last... but i dun liek to go to that tuition.. everyday also kena insult by my friends... so call FRIENDS... but they always insult me.. like 3 v1 u know... so i always cant beat them in talknig i just shut up and continue letting them insult me.. just hope 1 day ... they will stop it... really i cant stand them.. even denise jor them ... sad... tmr is huey ling birthday party.. still not sure i going or ont.. it seem like jeffrey and his gf not going.. well, i dun care lar i want to sleep jor... good nite ^^

well today..morning o2jam wif shawn.. nv know he so pro 1... jipet.. lose to him 2 win 1... sien...i taught he play gunz only...then .go to school.... like always...today school got show some picture of real accident.. woo....... then go home jun weng ask me see her mum XD but didnt manage van come jor... then come home.. no tuition today.. dam nice... welll then my mum ask me go in her room.. she show me all the old pictures of my dad... see he take wif alot of girls... maybe he is a playboy XD... not bad he look handsome when he is young.. well... that all bye...

well, today.. wake up early go eat breakfast wif my parents.. then jun weng call me ask me go sp... so i asked my father and he say yes.. well, 11.45am reach there... then go ice skating.... this my first time ice skating man!! and i really dam pro..... no one can believe this.. i tell them when i small i use to go for roll skating.... that why XD....then we go find jeff and his gf... well his gf look not bad lar... but too flat.... XD sad. lol lolLOL... whatever.. then we go a&w eat go cc...dota again... i own the whole game.... then 02jam... jun weng help me to complete lvl12 mission... then go back sp wait parents fetch lor while we waiting we go up to the big computer shop at the highest floor... then ask aabout the ram graphic and everything lar.. nv know so expensive >.<" .... then slowly everyone go back accept me.. so i go cari jeff lor... they at arcade.. see them for a while father call then i go home.. the end....

welll today.. morning wake up wen for jogging.. wif my parents.... then makan tau fu fa >.<"
then go eat ipoh kuey theow again.. >.<" then go home... eh.. no i dea what im doing.. then go grandma house to visit her.. we eat there.. well i just miss her food... then come home... i tell the whole thing to her... now feel much better.. of course.. thx to jeffrey there support me ... =)
now i got more confident liao.. hope 1 day she will accept me..

well... today suppose donth ave british council.. dammit afterr reading the inform paper.. only i realise dam sad.... ok this morning go play bb wif kok yan and yi nam ... so sleeply... yesterday today sleep 3am because that dam tze hao and jeff.... chat untill so late that asshole keep playing 02jam untill gila already... then i chat wif a girl that tze hao introduce... =) not bad XD .... k then after bb go makan breakfast wif that sohai kok yan ask him go makan roti canai he go makan fried kuey theow LOL .. then kok yan come my housep lay mp again then i play 02jam for a while realise jun weng buy me the avatr that i wanted.. .really thx to him man =) good buddy... and then go that dam british council lol...... have to see this dam teacher again... sad.... she is a real freaky teacher ............well that's .. writing this blog at here... waiting for my sis ..... and my parents... the com here cant check mail or friendster... dam boring... ZzzZ


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a joke =)

A recently widowed Jewish lady, was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello, sir, how are you?" "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book. "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked. "First time since my wife passed away last year," he replied, and again turned back to his book. "Do you live around here?" she asked. "Yes, I live over in Suntree," he answered, and then resumed reading. Trying to find a topic of common interest, Sarah persisted. "Do you like pussycats?" With that, the man threw his book down, jumped off his blanket onto hers, tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her life! As the cloud of sand began to settle, Sarah gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?" The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"

today... hm.. nothing special... just that i have the chance ot play basketball at pj lesson peacefully.... no class came to the field accept our class... we own the whole court and play.. weee
that's what i always want... then after at the bus... going home.. yen yi forget to take her bottle back.. so i help her to take back and i pass it to her tomorrow... then went for tuition... saw denise...0_0 cant believe she is in the same tuition as me.. =) anyway tthat's all chaoz

well today wake up early to follow my family to take my maid to the airport... bye to her... and then we went to a satay store makan... =.=" then come home i play kingdom heart2 shock man... nice game untill evening go swimming ,sauna.... just come back.. aaaaaaa so nice.. XD

anyway guys i need anyone that know me tell me if i have any attitude problem.. i really want to knoww... even is very very bad... tell me.... pls leave a comment thx... i try to change... =)

ok this morning wake up 7am go play basketball wif kok yan and alan... then go makan in a stall...i belanja somemore =.=" then after that they come my house play dota... i show them maphack.. they dun even know maphack exist....then i go for guitar lesson lor... havent get my guitar yet... then straight go to summit and walk to usj1 cc......go there first match dota.... I OWN as always.. then play cs... then after cs dota again.. i kill izad untill he leave game XD dam nice... say he pro... i own him means i more pro ler XD... too bad jeffrey ddint come lar.. caleb also... not can play wif them better... then 1 crazy thing is.. our whole gang go 7eleven makan maggi mee =.=" so sad... then we go back summit 2 strangers talk to us.. say he want 2 of us go for interview and get a free tower... but they look like thiefs...... so we just run away XD... and wait for our parents to fetch.... and eh... parents take me to an earth india restaurant.... food nice... and then just come back lor..that all for today =)

hai.... life suck man...... i sick of life... have to do ALOT OF tuition homework...and alot more .......this sunday my first maid going home(means hometown in indonesia)... hai.. she been working for us for 4 years... i just .... cant accept it... hai...

today jeff get so many medals.... good for him then.....too bad not much people cheer for him XD
yen yi say she want to play dota... imagine man.... XD anyway that's all cya guys

hm.. let me see.... ok today is a normal day.... i went for guitar lesson... but i havent even get a ascotic guitar (sorry if i spell wrg) my dad say that if i can play a nice song.. only he will buy me a expensive 1.... i dun even want expensive.. i just want a guitar.. a guitar i can practise at home!! anyway i writing this blog at british council lol...... going to jeff house later... then tomorrow got n1... that's alll and here another lame joke XD


gay

A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom, I have something to tell you, I'm gay." His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay... doesn't that mean you put other men's penises in your mouth?" The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right." His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around, whacked him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!"

hai today... normal.. just jeffrey didnt come to school today.... boring.... and i embarresed myself infront of the girls.... suppose to be whistle but i say whisple.... lame =.="

anyway my father want me to be perfect... that's what i know.... because he want face.... u know.. his job... anyway thx to this person who write me a comment just now.... thx..

dam.. do u guys just hate your father? or maybe u can tell how are thier? very serious type?
welll.. i can tell u mine.... he is 1 very serious person...... THAT WHAT I HATE ABOUT HIM!!
is hard to talk to him... he make me scare when i talk to him.... and he EXPECT ME TO STUDY EVERY SINGLE HR!!! welll where my freedom??? i want to play com too..... not even an hr of playing..... what is this!! I HATE HIM!!! he want me to be him.... BUT SORRY.. I CANT!! ......sorry to have such a useless son... =(


that all guys.. pls tell me about your father =)

eh computer kena virus.. so i reformated.. welll now is nice and smooth... well... i went to pyramid last 2 days.. and watch fd3 u guys watch already?? is kinda suk u know... to me.... XD
i just hate horror movies or trailers ........... why would u want to scare yourself watching rubbish shows? i still prefer wtaching comedy something that is funny.... agree?
but too bad someone didnt turn up that day.... so is kinda boring... but atleast thx to jeffrey !! he the 1 that fix my com... and now is working well!! how can i thx him.. =)
anyway i just came back from melaka.... melaka suk.... boring... we went there jusst to eat eat EAT that's what my parents know how to do... EAT!!!

ok that's all i will continue tomorrow... maybe.. sometimes.. i kinda busy boring.... so i wont be writing everyday... sorry to inform u guys that..... anyway.. cya!!


here is 1 joke... funny XD

Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek. "Hey, bud, how are ya?" "I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!" "Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot! "No way, how could that be?" "Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex, too!" "Holy shit! You're kidding, right?" "No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her" So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp" Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! Eeeeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!" The guy says, "Shit! I forgot to tell him her ass is a pencil sharpener!"

today went to jia huey party ....... kinda boring eat only.... but got dance... i dun even know how to dance... so malu =.="

1 thing.. im happy about is... gg not telling anyway goodnite continue tomorrow

this my joke


Once an abnormal guy went to a doctor. His abnormality was that he had three balls. He thought it to be a reproductive abnormality so he wanted to consult a doctor. But he was a little hesitant to present his situation to the doctor. So he tried to explain it to him indirectly. He said, ''Doctor ,if you combine your and my balls, then the result will be five!'' The doctor was amazed to hear that. He stood up and asked the patient, ''You poor guy, have you got only one?''


here's another 1

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"

taught after exam... can enjoy.. abit .. never know teacher pass back result already... see also sad.. everyone get good result laughting jumping there jumping here.. but... me? sitting on my chair lying my head on the table.... feel like suicide..... but after wif my friends advice... i feel abit better.... who cares anyway.. holiday coming... cant wait to enjoy..

another sad case is eh... today go home cant chat wif her... so sad..... father fetch dunno why =.=" maybe she so lucky father come XD

hope tomorrow gonna be a happy day...... pls god.. bless me =)




enjoy my joke!


condom joke

Idea is from a friendster forwarded message: A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? " The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack! With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....




enjoy !! =)