hai.... life suck man...... i sick of life... have to do ALOT OF tuition homework...and alot more .......this sunday my first maid going home(means hometown in indonesia)... hai.. she been working for us for 4 years... i just .... cant accept it... hai...

today jeff get so many medals.... good for him then.....too bad not much people cheer for him XD
yen yi say she want to play dota... imagine man.... XD anyway that's all cya guys

hm.. let me see.... ok today is a normal day.... i went for guitar lesson... but i havent even get a ascotic guitar (sorry if i spell wrg) my dad say that if i can play a nice song.. only he will buy me a expensive 1.... i dun even want expensive.. i just want a guitar.. a guitar i can practise at home!! anyway i writing this blog at british council lol...... going to jeff house later... then tomorrow got n1... that's alll and here another lame joke XD


gay

A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom, I have something to tell you, I'm gay." His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay... doesn't that mean you put other men's penises in your mouth?" The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right." His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around, whacked him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!"

hai today... normal.. just jeffrey didnt come to school today.... boring.... and i embarresed myself infront of the girls.... suppose to be whistle but i say whisple.... lame =.="

anyway my father want me to be perfect... that's what i know.... because he want face.... u know.. his job... anyway thx to this person who write me a comment just now.... thx..

dam.. do u guys just hate your father? or maybe u can tell how are thier? very serious type?
welll.. i can tell u mine.... he is 1 very serious person...... THAT WHAT I HATE ABOUT HIM!!
is hard to talk to him... he make me scare when i talk to him.... and he EXPECT ME TO STUDY EVERY SINGLE HR!!! welll where my freedom??? i want to play com too..... not even an hr of playing..... what is this!! I HATE HIM!!! he want me to be him.... BUT SORRY.. I CANT!! ......sorry to have such a useless son... =(


that all guys.. pls tell me about your father =)

eh computer kena virus.. so i reformated.. welll now is nice and smooth... well... i went to pyramid last 2 days.. and watch fd3 u guys watch already?? is kinda suk u know... to me.... XD
i just hate horror movies or trailers ........... why would u want to scare yourself watching rubbish shows? i still prefer wtaching comedy something that is funny.... agree?
but too bad someone didnt turn up that day.... so is kinda boring... but atleast thx to jeffrey !! he the 1 that fix my com... and now is working well!! how can i thx him.. =)
anyway i just came back from melaka.... melaka suk.... boring... we went there jusst to eat eat EAT that's what my parents know how to do... EAT!!!

ok that's all i will continue tomorrow... maybe.. sometimes.. i kinda busy boring.... so i wont be writing everyday... sorry to inform u guys that..... anyway.. cya!!


here is 1 joke... funny XD

Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek. "Hey, bud, how are ya?" "I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!" "Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot! "No way, how could that be?" "Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex, too!" "Holy shit! You're kidding, right?" "No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her" So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp" Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! Eeeeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!" The guy says, "Shit! I forgot to tell him her ass is a pencil sharpener!"

today went to jia huey party ....... kinda boring eat only.... but got dance... i dun even know how to dance... so malu =.="

1 thing.. im happy about is... gg not telling anyway goodnite continue tomorrow

this my joke


Once an abnormal guy went to a doctor. His abnormality was that he had three balls. He thought it to be a reproductive abnormality so he wanted to consult a doctor. But he was a little hesitant to present his situation to the doctor. So he tried to explain it to him indirectly. He said, ''Doctor ,if you combine your and my balls, then the result will be five!'' The doctor was amazed to hear that. He stood up and asked the patient, ''You poor guy, have you got only one?''


here's another 1

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"

taught after exam... can enjoy.. abit .. never know teacher pass back result already... see also sad.. everyone get good result laughting jumping there jumping here.. but... me? sitting on my chair lying my head on the table.... feel like suicide..... but after wif my friends advice... i feel abit better.... who cares anyway.. holiday coming... cant wait to enjoy..

another sad case is eh... today go home cant chat wif her... so sad..... father fetch dunno why =.=" maybe she so lucky father come XD

hope tomorrow gonna be a happy day...... pls god.. bless me =)




enjoy my joke!


condom joke

Idea is from a friendster forwarded message: A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? " The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack! With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....




enjoy !! =)

still dam sad =( hope i get good result!!! my ipod will be wif me forever~!!!! weee lazy to go to school tomorrow =.="


ok hm.. today make her angry liao =.=" because of my friends ask me to sitwif her... DAM man.... now im sure she sitll very angry... hope she forgive me ler =.="

wee another day over.... but BUT i didnt do my science quite well.... how sad izzit.....but still maybe i sitll can get an A for my maths and english :D

tomorrow got geo kh and chinese.... lazy to study =.+' who cares ..... lol

anyway go straight to my love story XD ..........


ehh eh... today hm.. i still got chat wif her lor....but sadly alot of songs i dunno how to sing embarress infront of her =(..... but today still happy lar .. atleast i can see her smile XD

dam i have to rewrite again.... ok... hm.... anyway i still have to study science..... since tomorrow exam science...

i will aim for 3 A's maths,science, and english.. this 3 is my main subject...... if i didnt get A , MY I POD IS GONE!!!! FOReVER!!! NOOOO..... lol... XD

ok.. i try to get close to her today.... but too bad im as stupid as ever ( my first lover) and i will not change my mind... since she had a bf.... i will try hard to chase her back.... hopefully 1 day she will accept me..... but too bad i cant speak proper english.... >.<" and when... i talk to her..... i willl like.... ' hi....hi......eh....hi..." i cant speak.. cant think of anything.... scare i speak something wrg..... i like her seen last year........and i cant stop thinking of her.... keep hoping to see her everyday ..............so sleepy... k that's all for today guys... bye~!

this is bad...... IM HAVING EXAM LATER ....... i just cant stop worrying....
EXAM EXAM EXAM ARHHHHHHH
lol i didnt studied much... IM DEAD I M DEADDDDDDDD

anyway wish me luck guys

oh man..... 2 more days before exam!!!! i just cant stop worrying.... just cant wait for exam to over...!! i got alot of plans... go friend party, pyramid.... more...... XD

well guys from now on.. if i have any jokes.. i will put here... if u dun mind XD
this blog is kinda boring i know.... for those whoever see it pls leave a comment... atleast i know u are looking at it.........

atleast today is a good day..... parents say that my monthly pocket money increase by RM50 wow!! how happy am i... =) because they say foods are expensive now..... XD

welll i know it!!!... i know this will happen 1 day...... someone will tell me that i speak bad english....

sorry for that guys.... i trying to improve well.... just hope she dun mind.... hai...


exam coming next week..... i havent studied much and havent prastice playing my guitar ( i learn guitar too =) ) and i keep stuck in the computer playing dota dota dota.... im really addicted to that game.... how sad is this...... well i better start studying now..


and eh... i really regret getting a ipod ( i had a ipod) ........... i regreted alot of stuff.... i just dunno how to live in a happy life... haii.....

im busy everyday.... not even a day for me to relax.... tuition,british council, guitar, and more!! i just cant think of any!!


well that for all today.... if my english having any mistake.. pls help me to correct it... ty

well , today i just started a blog... since my friend ask me to start 1 .......
well... maybe i will write abit of me and other stuff and eh.. that all bye =)